Kurt Gerwitz

Rodrigo says to the Jebbies:
I’m interested in joining. I like the lifestyle, most of the values, whatever.
I, however, don’t believe this, this, this, this and this. In fact, this and this are flat lies and this and this are a corruption.
Jebbies say:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
Perhaps it is best for me not to start my war against the traitors of humanity from within an order in the Catholic Church, which goes without saying is full of said traitors. I’ll go live with the Mayans in the jungle instead.
Kurt says:
Can I come?

Snip Snap bye bye.

Seriously folks, we all know now that pirates are cooler than ninjas. Mardi Gras proves that.
But seriously, what is the coolest music to make love to?
Who writes this stuff?

Sell your PeptoBismal stock, I’m back from Mexico.
I feel that my loyal readers deserve more than a quick assessment of a week in a foreign land with the most interesting person on the planet. (Hans is still smartest.) Nonetheless, I ask that my dear reader do as I learnt on the trip… be happy with what you got.

The last day of the trip, I was asked what did I learn:
I tried to journal my twenty answers, and probably came up with 10 new ones having forgotten about that many from my original spoken answer.
Here’s the top one though:
Meditate, meditate, meditate!!!!!
Find happiness within!!!

I swiped about 30 CDs worth of music (633 songs exactly) : Electronic and meditation stuff mostly. The coolest might be the one made by recording sounds from downtown and mixing them into electronic music. How fast can a human being say: “Llevate un mantle para la mesa a diez pesos?” If I knew how to post the mp3 here I would. email me if you want a copy.
Translation: take home a table cloth for a dollar.

I yoga’ed every morning ‘cept two. No hockey, either.
Pirates are still cooler than ninjas…. it’s all about the booty.

I’m better at Yoga than I am at hockey. Feel free to confiscate my man card.

“Boys of Baraka” shows what I do.

“V for Vendetta” shows what I want to do.

Free beer for Julie and Chris!!!

If you’d like to join the Martha Altvater fan club just send $35 to my address. I accept PayPal.
Peace!

I buy a razor, thinking I’m cool. I get it for 150 with a 150 rebate from Amazon. It synchs with the calendar on the mac and records my thoughts throughout the day, besides being eccentric and sexy cool.
Quickly, I realize everyone has a razor and mine’s not working having spilt water on it. So I order a 200 dollar no rebate BLUE razor off ebay. I REALLY think I’m sexy cool now, because they don’t sell this color in the united states. I play with this razor (see previous blogs) for a while and it stops working the exact same way the last one quit. I SWEAR i’m gunna send both razors in an envelope to Motorola demanding they send me a phone that fricking works.
Instead, I get home and hammer the “european to american” adapter on the charger and charge the phone. It lights up nicely. Everything works.
Hmmm… something is amiss.
I call the priest who hosted me for a retreat at White House. I ask him to look for my phone charger which I haven’t seen since my retreat. The time between me going on retreat and my 1st razor busting is the same as the time between me getting the new one and the new one busting.
This amount of time is about a week and a half. Apparently that’s how long a razr battery lasts while charging on “alternative” chargers, such as the computer’s USB, or the car charger.
I put the Blue Razr on ebay because it doesn’t have the video camera feature and the french text messages were driving me nuts.
I hope I’ll make more than .06

PEACE!!!!