Kurt Story

I heard mewing all night long. I couldn\’t scurry this small black and white kitten out from an unreachable place. I put out a saucer of milk with some of Norbert\’s catfood.

The next day I watch the thing run under my car. I don\’t see it run out and I look all around under the car, because I don\’t want to kill it driving away.

Assuming I just didn\’t see it\’s ninja-esque exit, i get in the car and do a three point turn around travelling about 15 feet, but finding myself only five feet away from my parking spot, when I hear a distintive meow. I get out, look under the car again since I was near the same spot and not too many places to hide. I chalk it up as a phantom meow and drive about feet still attempting this three point turn. I distinctively hear a meow. As I\’m laying under my car againt the neighbor walking down the street, who has observed my strange three point turn behavior comes to assist. She suggests that it might be a baby crying in the appartment next to us, which has only a screen door. I\’d give any theory credit at this point, since I\’m convinced I\’m going crazy….

Until I pull a black and white kitten out from under my car. He was on the axel.
I kept the cat for a week, just long enough for it to give fleas to my cat and house, and to realize that it was wild, not to me domesticated easily. And then I found 32 dollars.

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