My back hurts.

I played some hockey, worked at Starbucks, and played soccer… none of which are chiropractic approved. I’m on 600mg of Ibuprofen every 20 minutes. My bed reminds me of …insert frigid honeymoon or Clinton joke here… due to all the ice on which I lay. I did earn MVP of the game playing soccer. I scored while pulling a man’s pants down (Brad?) AFTER I was forcefully checked into the boards causing a stoppage in play, no penalty and thusly, perhaps the ref’s job.
Starbucks declares that it is now Christmas as I spent many hours toiling to prepare red Christmas cheer last night. yeah, that’s right. I said “Christmas.” …Walmart said I could.

3 Responses to “My back hurts.”

  1. brad Says:

    Doesn’t seem that weird to me really, every time I score, there’s usually a man with his pants down. Of course, in those situations, I’m the man with his pants down, not some other dude… Have a great November, i’m leaving for Australia in 8 hours 14 minutes and 40 seconds… 39 …. 38 …. 37 …. Be back November 28th. 14 … 13 … 12 …. 11 …

  2. Katie Says:

    That’s every six hours.

  3. Katie Says:

    you must still be delirious

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