Kurt Gerwitz

On trip to New Orleans, car resonating on a bumpy section, Katie says we’re more gallopping than riding.

Manager is eating an apple, commenting on deliciosity. Worker says “how about that apple?”

No two countries with a McDonald’s in ‘em have ever gone to war. It’s not in their economic interests.
-Alex Lew

In my lifetime, McDonald’s surpassed the Catholic Church as the world’s largest landowner.
- Kurt Gerwitz

“Global warming is a giant problem that we can’t wait for the giants to fix.”
Maryville’s screening of An Inconvenient Truth.